THE SEASONS COME

Yes, indeed the season has come.
The time when mothers throw their unwanted babies to the alligators.
So let me explain myself.
Now, we are in Louisiana where people do this as a holiday.
And this is not your average holiday, this is the most depressing holiday out there.
But that's okay because lots of states have their weird holidays like Hanukah and Easter.
 Like, who needs a holiday where you wait for a bunny to give you eggs with candy?
 Who needs those holidays when you have LAB day which is the best holiday out there?
And people ask why our state is so underpopulated.
Well it's because we get rid of the ones that are not needed.
 Well, that's all I can tell you because the government does not like it when people talk about holidays that are supposed  to be government protected.
 So goodbye for now and get rid of those babies. 👶🏼

And in the comments write what you think LAB stands for......