The Taco Bell man

   I was born at Taco Bell(not literally)when the Great Wall of Trump was being made. I went to a theme park once that had a ride that was made by Donald Trump. The ride took you through the adventures of being deported. The next day for lunch I went to my birth place Pensacola Florida Taco Hospital. After that I went to the Narwal Beach. I couldn't believe there were real Narwals.

   The Narwals were made at my favorite restaurant, The Pug Factory. You eat your food while
watching machines make pugs. There are now artificial flavored Pugs being made. I think the new Chicken Taco from Taco Bell was a horrible idea. Just like the Samsung Note 99, or the dog man man. We all know there is only a dog man not a dog man man. Jeez. My favorite ice cream is the ice cream that tastes good.

The meaning of life

Taco Bell has never really been just food. Taco Bell can attract people in just a matter of minutes. I mean, that new $5 box was a great improvement. After that, they added a PlayStation VR ( virtual reality) give away. That was mind blowing. Did you even know there is a Star Wars Battlefront game x-wing flyer in VR that you control that has something to do with Rogue One?! That's beside the point. The point is, that I realized that the meaning of life is not to find self enjoyment or help the earth be a better place. None of that hippy dippy baloney. The true meaning of life is to .......................................................... Eat Taco Bell.
 It all makes sense. Ever since Taco Bell made its first taco, it's been calling for attention. The only reason it steals people's ideas like my Dorito taco and Cheesy Gordita Crunch, which were my ideas, is that they need them. No ideas, no tacos. No tacos, no life. No life, no meaning.

The Review of the Future

We must be down grading, ever since the new Tphone aka the taco phone came out . It seems we've just gone back many years. I mean you need to get an adapter (dongle) just to put in headphones. Why can't I listen to hard shell the taco of bells without spending an extra five dollars?! Not only do you need to buy an adapter (dongle) but you also need internet for Taco Bell( the documentary).

Tphone

The only thing that actually is popular and works is the Samsung Galaxy T aka the Samsung Galaxy taco. The phone comes with tvr ( taco virtual reality). The Samsung Galaxy T has a lot of games for   t. v. r. Like blindness simulator (it's really realistic). Bang!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What was that. Shot it was the Samsung Galaxy T it exploded well I guess there is no good phone they all are bad. The rest is also stupid if you want to know more get a life, or keep reading my blogs. I would get a life but I already have one.