The Illuminati

The Illuminati is a secret organization that's secret and has giraffes. But what if somebody where to go to Taco Bell to get tacos and Mountain Dew; stay up all night, and crack the code. Well that's what I did. I've done it before with camels. The camels turned out to be filled with water flavored Kool Aid and have a hard candy skeleton.

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    But that was just practice; now is the real challenge.

Friday, 4:00, 4-21-17

  I just got home from school and I knew I would be staying up all night so I needed lots of caffeine. Once I knew that I went to Taco Bell. I got three Mountain Dews and some tacos, just in case I got hungry. When I got home, I set a reminder on my iPad.

   After that I set my computer up to crack the code. Then, I took a nap; I mean I just got back from school. You don't just expect me to go to school all day then come home and stay up all night without a nap. So I took a nap.

 Friday,  6:30, 4-21-17

 When I woke up I was ready. I still had an hour until I had to crack the code, so I played halo like an M.L.G. PRO.

    When the reminder went off, I ran to the computer and searched Illuminati. I first looked at YouTube videos of the things Illuminati has hacked and when they did it. After that, I look for what they wanted. All I found was red herrings. When I thought I found something it was just leading me back where I started.

    It was like going through a maze that never ends.

Friday, 9:00, 4-21-17

 I just realized it was pitch black outside. My brothers and my dad where still up. I knew soon they should be going to bed, but that meant I had to go to bed too. I had to set a timer for half an hour so I could time myself going to bed.

  If it took longer than a half hour I would be off track. After brushing my teeth and putting my PJ's on, I looked at the timer and it was at twenty minutes. I set it for another half an hour so I could wake up when my dad was asleep. The timer went off and I was ten minutes ahead of schedule. I got back on my computer and started looking up more about the Illuminati.

    About five minutes after that, I found a web page about the Illuminati. However, when I clicked it, it said only admins could be on there. I hacked it. When I finally got on, it was just a big five. Of course, I did some research on the number five.  I think I cracked the code to the Illuminati. I saw the number five was the asset to every question.

   Five times one million take away everything add five and what do you have five. How many sides does a triangle have? Five. What is Illuminati? It is five. Illuminati hacks five places a month. If you fold the five dollar bill in a special way it looks like the twin towers before 9/11.

    But if you fold higher amounts of money you'll start seeing them fall. But I still haven't answered why they are here. Well they are here because they want to steal all of the fives. So, if you see the Illuminati hide your fives. Finally, I got to go to bed after that long day. Oh, wait, it's time to go to school.