Pears, apples, and oranges, nobody really knows what they are. In the song I made with garage band and my friends it tells a story about a guy who likes apples, a professor who likes pears and thinks they are vegetables, and a guy who was the first person to realize what if fruit were not fruits. And that's it. I mean there are some moments where there is a guy who has no idea what's happening. But that's really it.
At the end nobody knows if apples, pears, and oranges are fruits, vegetables, or something other than fruits or vegetables. Unless someone were to stay up all night and find out if they're fruits, or vegetables. Oh wait, that's me. Well, you know the drill: get Taco Bell, take a nap, play games, pretend to sleep, and let's get searching. I first searched up the definition of vegetables, fruits, apples, pears, and oranges.
Apples, pears, and oranges seem like they should be fruits. Well, you're wrong. I went back to the Illuminati web page and at the bottom was an apple, a pear, and oranges. I clicked them and each brought me to a page that had no address. Having no address is like having no fingerprints. On the web page it said "calling all apples, pears, and oranges we will fight back against the humans.We will not be eaten, they will."
Right then I knew I had to kill all the apples, pears, and oranges. I went outside and started kicking people's doors down, killing all the oranges. About a month later I killed all the apples, pears, and oranges. When I came home I was on the news ya know a normal occasion. I walked into my room and the computer screen said,"Jk lol."
Oh no.
