Have you ever heard of the story of the man that weighed 60 million thousand pounds? He was too big to live in Earth, so he had to be moved to a different planet. For food every day, he has a 500 foot long subway sandwich every minute. His wife is trying to come with him, so she's trying to get fat. Sadly, she died last week from eating too much.
It's been two years since the fat man went to a different planet. The government has decided to use the fat man as a weapon. They gave the fat man a diet, so he could at least fit in earth. He was once 60 million pounds, and now he's only 10 million pounds.
It's been six years. The fat man has done great. The president said that every soldier and citizen in the United States would have to become fat.
The population was once 318 million people, now there's only three people. The fat man, the president, and this random civilian who is really skinny. Everybody else died from being too fat. Now you get to hear the exciting story of the FAT MAN!
The three people were walking until they heard this really weird sound. Before I go any further, I should say that all the fat people mutated into this really big ugly monster, okay back to the story. They were pretty sure it was a dog, but all the dogs were dead and it doesn't exactly Sound like one. It kinda sounded like a fat guy eating something. They looked behind them to see if he was eating.
"It's your turn to climb up there," said the president. "
Fine, I will go!"
The skinny man never found his way down, so he had to live in a belly button. Everyday, the two people saw horrible, horrible things. One day the president had to spend the night in a fat man's carcass while the fat man used china as a bed. But when the fat man woke up, he was nailed to the ground by the president. He said that he meant for this to happen.
He meant for everybody to become fat, mutate, and work for him. The fat man saw that an army of fat men were coming to execute him. The fat man got up and ran away. He was running at 0.5 miles per hour. But since he was huge, he moved pretty fast. He ran to New York. He's been wanting to go there for years. He's kinda been in New York. When he goes to sleep, his feet are on New York City. The president was in Paris with his army. He knows that the fat man is in New York because he put a tracking device on the very skinny man, because he lives in the fat man's belly button.
The president sent troops of fat man to find the fat man. It wasn't really hard because the fat man was huge and was not hard to spot.
"Take him to the pit," said the president.
The fat man woke up in this really small pit. There was a window with people inside looking at him, even the president. The fat man wanted to kill the president.
"Remember your wife," said the president.
"She did not die from eating too much, I killed her."
"NOOO!" Cried the fat man.
The fat man climbed out and grabbed the president. Then the fat man and the president were never seen again. We don't know if the fat man is dead or here. But he was a hero. A fat, fat, hero.
It's been two years since the fat man went to a different planet. The government has decided to use the fat man as a weapon. They gave the fat man a diet, so he could at least fit in earth. He was once 60 million pounds, and now he's only 10 million pounds.
It's been six years. The fat man has done great. The president said that every soldier and citizen in the United States would have to become fat.
The population was once 318 million people, now there's only three people. The fat man, the president, and this random civilian who is really skinny. Everybody else died from being too fat. Now you get to hear the exciting story of the FAT MAN!
The three people were walking until they heard this really weird sound. Before I go any further, I should say that all the fat people mutated into this really big ugly monster, okay back to the story. They were pretty sure it was a dog, but all the dogs were dead and it doesn't exactly Sound like one. It kinda sounded like a fat guy eating something. They looked behind them to see if he was eating.
"It's your turn to climb up there," said the president. "
Fine, I will go!"
The skinny man never found his way down, so he had to live in a belly button. Everyday, the two people saw horrible, horrible things. One day the president had to spend the night in a fat man's carcass while the fat man used china as a bed. But when the fat man woke up, he was nailed to the ground by the president. He said that he meant for this to happen.
He meant for everybody to become fat, mutate, and work for him. The fat man saw that an army of fat men were coming to execute him. The fat man got up and ran away. He was running at 0.5 miles per hour. But since he was huge, he moved pretty fast. He ran to New York. He's been wanting to go there for years. He's kinda been in New York. When he goes to sleep, his feet are on New York City. The president was in Paris with his army. He knows that the fat man is in New York because he put a tracking device on the very skinny man, because he lives in the fat man's belly button.
The president sent troops of fat man to find the fat man. It wasn't really hard because the fat man was huge and was not hard to spot.
"Take him to the pit," said the president.
The fat man woke up in this really small pit. There was a window with people inside looking at him, even the president. The fat man wanted to kill the president.
"Remember your wife," said the president.
"She did not die from eating too much, I killed her."
"NOOO!" Cried the fat man.
The fat man climbed out and grabbed the president. Then the fat man and the president were never seen again. We don't know if the fat man is dead or here. But he was a hero. A fat, fat, hero.
5 comments:
I wonder what that fat mans doing
cool man
This was very action packed. I also got a small laugh or two out of this. I really enjoyed it. I wonder if the fat man is dead.
That was entertaining and creative as ever! Thanks for sharing it with me. Can you imagine a world like this? I know I sure can't..
This is an incredibly stupid and random story. I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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